Mid Life Crisis

[nochawk]

> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE
> DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 42 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP
> CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT
> EVERY NIGHT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL.
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> NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA
> SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME
> THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
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> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A
> HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
> LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA
> BED, AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
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> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
> THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.
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[BowHuntWithaRifle]

I love it!! I gotta tell that to my husband! I think he is in a mid-life crises now.

"I shoot at wolves, I don't dance with them."
Stands With A Fist

 

[Wiszard]

Who knows, nochawk, that 19 year old just might be worth it!!! HaHa

Steve