Mensa booted me

[B_F_E]

Turns out, every ten years Mensa does a fallow up test on their members, like me.

Anyway on my last test, I was informed that my current IQ was way below average.
When they tried to determine WTF happened.
They asked me if I had done any of the fallowing;

Watch soap operas/daytime drama ?
Smoke a bunch of marijuana ?
Eat paint chips ?
Read any romance novels ?

I proudly answered hell no, but it got me thinkin about the ten thousandth post I recently read. Here on MM.

Be careful out there, all you smart fellers !!!

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY Beefy!!!

"WE DRANK FROM A GARDEN HOSE"!!!

"OUR ROOMS WERE COVERED IN LEAD BASE PAINT"!!!

"WE GOT DADS BOOT WHEN WE MIS-BEHAVED"!!!

"IT TWAS A DIFFERENT LIFE"!!!

"BUT WE TURNED OUT ALRIGHT"!!!

"""OR DID WE"""???

REMEMBER!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!

 

[NVBighorn]

Your menses what?