nochawk
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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support
for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God
bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support
for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God
bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
