Manny tells another....

[D13er]

A tough-looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity and he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I
have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be
famous.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."



JB

 

[BuckSnort]

LMFAO... So did he push her?

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[Feleno]

Was her name Eileen Dover?

 

[B_BOP_A_LU_LU]

That was a manny1 joke!!!

 

[ELKOHUNTER]

Oh crap I just got stuff all over the keys! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

("For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. Ephesians 2:8-9")

 

[eelgrass]

so....did the biker jump off the bridge?

LMAO! Good one JB

Eel

 

[RACKMASTER]

Should have asked for a BJ

rackmaster

 

[slickrock]

A little confused as usual. Is Manny the Biker or the B!tch?

Slick



"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

 

[RACKMASTER]

Manny is always the #####..........

rackmaster

 

[Aaron84]

LMFAO

 

[never_catch]

That's funny sh1t!!

~Z~

 

[Gator]

+1 Funny $hit

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".

 

[TrevorE]

That's just wrong, funny as heck, but wrong.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have
some good ideas!