Really! Tonights show features Bear overdramatizing very mundane events while traveling across the Alabama landscape, making every encounter look like life threatening circumstances. I've read the recap of the show and these are the highlights. I know I'll be watching!
Bear encounters a backwoods farmer with a sheep under each arm and discovers he's the local pimp. After a brief exchange of words, Bear, for the first time in the shows history appears to be the smart one.
In a seemingly useless segment of the episode he shows you how to calculate the smallest limb diameter on a hickory tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
Later in the show he teaches you how to set a snare out of unused dental floss and actually catches a coon with half its teeth missing. After eating it raw he gets a case of the runs but shows you how to clense yourself by mixing his own urine with cow dung and making a bar of soap.
Shows you how to make unfliltered Camel cigarettes out of swamp grass and moss rolled in tree bark.
How to construct a still from parts he finds in a junkjard. By the end of the night he's drunk and mumbling something about how he's a fraud.
Shows you how to construct a shelter using an old truck hood and some bailing wire.
How to properly skin 3 day old roadkill with a lid off a rusty steel can.
How to escape quicksand. He could have simply walked around but instead makes a catapult from Cottonwood limbs and Spanish moss which fails miserably, causing him to fall in. After stripping down naked he's able to backstroke to the edge of the quagmire where he pulls himself to safety.
Yeah this guy irritates me!! Give me back the Crocodile Hunter!
Bear encounters a backwoods farmer with a sheep under each arm and discovers he's the local pimp. After a brief exchange of words, Bear, for the first time in the shows history appears to be the smart one.
In a seemingly useless segment of the episode he shows you how to calculate the smallest limb diameter on a hickory tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
Later in the show he teaches you how to set a snare out of unused dental floss and actually catches a coon with half its teeth missing. After eating it raw he gets a case of the runs but shows you how to clense yourself by mixing his own urine with cow dung and making a bar of soap.
Shows you how to make unfliltered Camel cigarettes out of swamp grass and moss rolled in tree bark.
How to construct a still from parts he finds in a junkjard. By the end of the night he's drunk and mumbling something about how he's a fraud.
Shows you how to construct a shelter using an old truck hood and some bailing wire.
How to properly skin 3 day old roadkill with a lid off a rusty steel can.
How to escape quicksand. He could have simply walked around but instead makes a catapult from Cottonwood limbs and Spanish moss which fails miserably, causing him to fall in. After stripping down naked he's able to backstroke to the edge of the quagmire where he pulls himself to safety.
Yeah this guy irritates me!! Give me back the Crocodile Hunter!
