Man Crush II
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tageater
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golf is easy! hit the ball into the hole. watching his butt while he bends over to retrieve the ball from the cup though....not my cup of tea.
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tageater
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Just saying in my book when i have a crush on a gal, i'm eyeballing her azz....your man crush II title infers to me thats whats going on....cool with me what ever you do on your own time. and his steroid use has paid off.
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tageater
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No i dont think he is juicing.....just trying to stir the pot. from what i know the dude is a gym rat. I'm sure he supplements his diet with legal stuff.
and golf is tough, i caddied for my little bro on the gateway tour- til he fired me.
and golf is tough, i caddied for my little bro on the gateway tour- til he fired me.
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bobcatbess
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GOOD GAWD!!!
THERES A NEW FORUM FOR THIS KIND OF $HIT!!!
THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
THERES A NEW FORUM FOR THIS KIND OF $HIT!!!
THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
eelgrass
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Tiger just seems to get better and better. He is playing at a level never before seen. He has all the physical skills and the mental toughness to match. Truly, history in the making. I don't think it's about the money with Tiger. He wants to beat their arses. He does a lot of good things with the money too.
The whole man crush concept is a little disturbing though......
Eel
The whole man crush concept is a little disturbing though......
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ktc
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Political Forum? This does not belong there either. How about a new "Sportmen's Gay Expressions" forum? Maybe "Outta The Closet" forum?
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basinyotehunter
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Are you freaking serious? no more gayness with the whole man crush thing. I think its about time you come out of the closet.lmao
-Cody AKA BigBuck92
-Cody AKA BigBuck92
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drannan
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Somebody who has these same questions needs to PM Felacio and trade phone #'s and talk about how they feel. Hes throwing out the bait and hoping for a response......until he gets the right one well keep hearing about his next man crush.....Man Crush 3, Man Crush 4, ect.......Maybe no one else on MM has man crushes...except the girls...who knows
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drannan
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Additionally I would like Mortgage Man to re-post his funny azz e-mail about driving with two hands, pillows and dust ruffles, ect, each time Feleno posts a new Man Crush....it's one of the funniest things I've ever read!
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MortgageMan
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Feleno - Your killing me. Enough about these man crushes of yours. I nominate Bessy to sleep in your tent this hunting season.
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MortgageMan
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Drannan - I wasn't going to post it but I felt compelled.
If you're a real man, ask yourself: Am I Gay?
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think a bout how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums! " Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is the bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to y our lips, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hambu rger, or hold his beer.
8. If you don't send this to all your buddies on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a fudgepacker.
If you're a real man, ask yourself: Am I Gay?
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think a bout how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums! " Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is the bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to y our lips, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hambu rger, or hold his beer.
8. If you don't send this to all your buddies on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a fudgepacker.
MoreGayMan
That is a funny list!
1. Lately my washboard stomach looks more like the Maytag repairmans gut.
2. I hate cats. Many have met there demise because of me.
3. I like a lot of candy but lollipops arent one of them. Butterfinger and Milky Way
4. If the urge overcomes me I'll take a dump anywhere... and have. Never on anyone though.
5. Don't drink coffee of any kind. I've never asked for a STIFF drink.
6. No comment on this question
7. I can turn my steering wheel with my penis
8. Most of my friends can't read so no sense in sending them this. There are a few here that are getting a kick out of this though
I AIN'T TROLLING FOR TROUSER TROUT! And I didn't use all caps to get Bessys attention.
That is a funny list!
1. Lately my washboard stomach looks more like the Maytag repairmans gut.
2. I hate cats. Many have met there demise because of me.
3. I like a lot of candy but lollipops arent one of them. Butterfinger and Milky Way
4. If the urge overcomes me I'll take a dump anywhere... and have. Never on anyone though.
5. Don't drink coffee of any kind. I've never asked for a STIFF drink.
6. No comment on this question
7. I can turn my steering wheel with my penis
8. Most of my friends can't read so no sense in sending them this. There are a few here that are getting a kick out of this though
I AIN'T TROLLING FOR TROUSER TROUT! And I didn't use all caps to get Bessys attention.
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MortgageMan
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LAST EDITED ON Feb-26-08 AT 04:15PM (MST)[p]Ha ha....You have to know it's coming when you have several posts about man crushes on a hunting site. That list I posted is hilarious!!! Later fafafini
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timberline_shedfreak24
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Golf is the hardest sport in the world. Hands down. Tiger is the best ever too. Hands Down.
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drannan
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Mortgage Man, thanks for posting it again, I printed it this time! And sent it to a few people!
