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1911 · Jan 23, 2012

Well this confirms my suspicions that someone has been installing a crane grade magnet in my cars. There I am sitting on the side off the road when I hear the tale tale sound of a car out of control. I look up to see some jackwagon traveling on the opposite side of the road coming at me like an out of control cruise missle. F-350 spinning 360's as it is rapidly approaching. I jammed her in reverse in the nick of time and pull in behind him to see what his major malfunction is. Dude takes off like a cut cat on the snow packed road. Needless to say, trying to outrun motorolla on icy roads was a bad idea from the start and I find his now rolled truck on the first bend he came to. Things went downhill for the misunderstood gentleman from there.

ShowThemToMe · Jan 23, 2012

JUDAS 1911!

How many miles does Car/Charger # 27 have on it?

Glad you seen this one comming & got out of the way!

What was this JOKER up to?

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

completesportsman · Jan 23, 2012

Dang! You could of had another new car!

Seriously though, glad you got out of the way, what was the gentleman doing?

1911 · Jan 24, 2012

Well it turns out he was 18, drunk as a an outhouse rat, driving a stolen truck, packing a loaded 9mm, and figured driving like hell from me was his only chance of avoiding a court martial.

ShowThemToMe · Jan 24, 2012

18 Huh?

Yup!

He's got the World by the ####'s & got everything figured out!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

slickrock · Jan 24, 2012

Colored or Latino?

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

slickrock · Jan 24, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Jan-24-12 AT 07:39PM (MST)[p]oops! urrrrp!

rutnbuck · Jan 24, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Jan-24-12 AT 09:40PM (MST)[p] Damn 1911 We have to get you one of them armored trucks.
Now the rest of the Story?? Glad your safe.

Rutnbuck

never_catch · Jan 24, 2012

I think 1911 is bobcatbess...9 lives are about up??

~Z~

feddoc · Jan 24, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Jan-24-12 AT 10:21PM (MST)[p]Court martial...uh oh, dui = goodbye military career. I've only seen two guys survivee that, career wise, since DoD went to current policy.

>Well it turns out he was
>18, drunk as a an
>outhouse rat, driving a stolen
>truck, packing a loaded 9mm,
>and figured driving like hell
>from me was his only
>chance of avoiding a court
>martial.
>

Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?