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bobcatbess
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lve gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
says, 'Where in the
hell have you been?'
lve replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you
get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said
proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking
her head in
disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on
his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, four, instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
lve is recovering in the hospital, room 233.
SORRY Larry,THIS REMINDED ME OF YOU!!!
THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
says, 'Where in the
hell have you been?'
lve replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you
get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said
proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking
her head in
disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on
his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, four, instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
lve is recovering in the hospital, room 233.
SORRY Larry,THIS REMINDED ME OF YOU!!!
THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
