Lunch packer wives?
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one_dryboot
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Never packs me a lunch, but once in a while I can get her to toss a salad.
Longbow6360
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Ya my first wife use to pack me a lunch. I use to pack something for her in return. Pretty good trade I'd say.
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TAGATTRACTER
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I've got a good one. Packs my lunch every day. Although it is always celery sticks , apples , salads etc. Wonder if she is trying to tell me something ?
She works later than I do most days so Dinner is on me. You can find me grilling something most every night.
She works later than I do most days so Dinner is on me. You can find me grilling something most every night.
Same as Tag. Mine has made my lunch everyday goin on 7 years now. She works till 8 or so 3-4 nights a week so I usually do dinner.
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knthartter
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Tell your wife you eat lunch at Hooters Restaurant every day, and She will start packing you a lunch....hehe
MuskegMan
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An Irishman, a Mexican and aBlonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
HorseCreek
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Are you kidding me...My wife has a hard time making spaghetti. I'd shrivel and die if she made my lunch, or any meal for that matter!
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AWHOLELOTTABULL
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My wife packed my lunch for the first week we were married, then it all stopped. She hasn't packed me a lunch now in 22 years.
It's always an adventure!!!
It's always an adventure!!!
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B_BOP_A_LU_LU
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This Gal packs a nice lunch!
God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
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TAGATTRACTER
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B Bop, Isn't that Sandra Bullock ? Packing a lunch didn't work out so well for her. She should have worn that outfit more often.
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I do the packin in our house...... Terry
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whiskeybent
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As it turns out triple k Just might be the hot broad I've been having wet dreams about since I was 14 years old!
HorseCreek
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What is this "BJ" you are talking about? I faintly remember something about it when I was single.
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Well TTK!
You still owe him for the Martha Stewart Cutting Board a few years ago!
That was a Nicely Thought out Gift!
God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
You still owe him for the Martha Stewart Cutting Board a few years ago!
That was a Nicely Thought out Gift!
God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
>Please please please tell me she
>didn't just go there....
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What? You don't get a morning bagel with jam, Roy? Don't get mad at me if your wife is a slacker.
Bess- perhaps I'd get up at 4:30 am to make the man's lunch if he got me better Christmas presents. Ya think? lol
>didn't just go there....
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What? You don't get a morning bagel with jam, Roy? Don't get mad at me if your wife is a slacker.
Bess- perhaps I'd get up at 4:30 am to make the man's lunch if he got me better Christmas presents. Ya think? lol
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mywifeishotterthentiffany
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LAST EDITED ON Dec-09-10 AT 08:44PM (MST)[p]Mywifeisanawesomecook
"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
Well she isn't my wife ( yet ) but my lovely woman packs lunch for both of us everyday...We ride together, eat lunch together, we do just about everything together. She is AWESOME!!! We have been together for four years now and it just keeps getting better. She is a great fly fisherman, great cook, and looks like a supermodel ( She use to model ) Life is good!!!!
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mywifeishotterthentiffany
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King now I know why they call you the KING!!
"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
feddoc
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Next time I see your wife....I'm gonna tattle.
>Never packs me a lunch, but
>once in a while I
>can get her to toss
>a salad.
Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
>Never packs me a lunch, but
>once in a while I
>can get her to toss
>a salad.
Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
feddoc
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TripleK
My wife needs lessons.
Please.
>Isn't a morning BJ enough? Now
>I have to pack his
>damn lunch too??? WTH???
> So demanding.....
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Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
My wife needs lessons.
Please.
>Isn't a morning BJ enough? Now
>I have to pack his
>damn lunch too??? WTH???
> So demanding.....
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Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
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slickrock
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I thought this was a contest to guess where she is tattooed?
So my guess is her T'aint.
TripK what do I win? Already have a used Martha board so be creative.
Thanks,
Slick
So my guess is her T'aint.
TripK what do I win? Already have a used Martha board so be creative.
Thanks,
Slick
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B_BOP_A_LU_LU
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How bout Lunch with Obama RUS?
Oh,did I tell you that You'll be buyin?
God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
And a good BBQ!
I am Medicine And I am Poison!
Oh,did I tell you that You'll be buyin?
God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
And a good BBQ!
I am Medicine And I am Poison!
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a3dhunter
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My wife packs a lunch about 4 days out of the week, she will also get up early 2-3 times a week to make me breakfast even though she doesn't go to work until 2 hours after I leave.
She will also mow the yards since she gets off work a couple hours before me.
She does a whole lot more than that, but if I tell you guys you might start to think less of me.........LOL
She will also mow the yards since she gets off work a couple hours before me.
She does a whole lot more than that, but if I tell you guys you might start to think less of me.........LOL
MeatMissile
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My wife packs my lunch every day! Guess she's a keeper from the sounds of it.
