Lubed and checked!!

Roy · Jan 19, 2015

Well - went in for the annual physical today. At 42 and with a family history of prostate cancer, the old doc figured he needed to check it all out. So he did!!

Been a while since I had to have that check!! Since the big physical I had when I was 19. It was a little shocking!! That lube is COLD!!

But the good news is that I am healthly and I probably don't have to have it checked again until I am 50.

I sure hope it is a long 8 years!

HOOK 'EM!
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feddoc · Jan 19, 2015

PICs or it didn't happen.

Roy · Jan 19, 2015

Close as you're gonna get...

HOOK 'EM!
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Feleno · Jan 19, 2015

Did he send you roses afterwards?

eelgrass · Jan 19, 2015

LAST EDITED ON Jan-19-15 AT 05:45PM (MST)[p]That's good news Roy. I finally broke down and got my first colonoscopy, at age 66. I put it off way too long. It's as clean as a whistle up there. Dr. said I was the perfect a$$hole.(true story, his words, not mine). I can wait 5 years before I get tested again. My PSA numbers are low too.

All that means is that we can drop dead at any second.

Eel

It's written in the good Book that we'll never be asked to take more than we can. Sounds like a good plan, so bring it on!

feddoc · Jan 19, 2015

Was your doctor's name wet booby, or overton or some cat guy?

elkassassin · Jan 19, 2015

ROOKIES!

You've only been getting the one end checked!

NVB said the Nurses were Cute & it wasn't that bad!

He F'N Lied!

Next time I do believe I'll have them run the Probe down my throat first instead of second!

That left a Bad Taste in my mouth!

[font color="redhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMsueOnu0kY

feddoc · Jan 19, 2015

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Something odd about a probe in your throat.

elkassassin · Jan 19, 2015

OK feddoc!

Does a Scope sound more Enticing?

[font color="redhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMsueOnu0kY

feddoc · Jan 19, 2015

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I guess so...as long as you aren't asking for a throat probe whilst at the clubhouse.

Wiszard · Jan 19, 2015

I had my first check up last year too Roy. I was nervous as hell. Never had anything like that done. It wasn't bad. I am glad I don't have to go back for another several years.

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.

1911 · Jan 19, 2015

When Overton gets his checked he does interviews first and narrows the doctor list down based on who has fingers like kielbasa sausages.

MrSafari1 · Jan 20, 2015

My Doctor has long slim finger's, I like her a lot! Now the bad part, my insurance only cover's one exam per year!

NVBighorn · Jan 20, 2015

Http://www.monstermuleys.info/photos/user_photos2/1279att00000.jpeg

[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup,I just stir it.[/font]

Gator · Jan 20, 2015

LOL
Hope she has hair.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
>[Font][Font color = "green"]Life member of
>the MM green signature club.[font/]

elkassassin · Jan 20, 2015

Hey NVB!

Lil Red Ain't gonna like that!

[font color="redhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMsueOnu0kY

fireball77 · Jan 20, 2015

LAST EDITED ON Jan-20-15 AT 07:49PM (MST)[p]Roy I'm glad you went , my dad waited too long and it took his life !!!

ZIGGER · Jan 20, 2015

"too"

I liked it big...fondler doesn't

jester · Jan 20, 2015

Oh yes Dr Wigglesworth..did you get the 2nd opinion?
Jester

jester · Jan 20, 2015

My last physical was a hot Asian doc..
JESTER

elkassassin · Jan 20, 2015

>My last physical was a
>hot Asian doc..
>JESTER

I Ain't never heard of a Hot Male Asian Quack!

WTF?

[font color="redhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMsueOnu0kY

Calif_Mike · Jan 22, 2015

I went to my Doc the other day due to problems with my back. Doc comes in and sets up a tray with one rubber glove and a tube of KY. I asked him if he planned to check my back from the inside. Apparently the receptionist had scheduled me for a physical rather than for my back.