I'm not blow'en Postum nor Green Jello out my olfactories.
I can do this
PM me stinkystomper.
I don't service anyone personally anymore, I guess there are a couple of things that might disqualify me, I could try but I doubt you'd feel like she got much of a return on the investment. But, the stuff you identified, I got you covered, when do want to send the deposit?
Lets clarify a few things, just so we don't end up in another Dutton deal here.
First off, I've got 15 leather LazyBoy recliners in the Bose Sound IMAX Theater, that's just across the hall from the Ruth's Chris Steak House I had built into the guest house.
My housekeeps wake everyone up very gently, never before 9:00 a.m. I've gone to the a passive wake-up method, modeled after the "Water Birth" child birthing system, with a minor modification. While your still dreaming of shooting Banty hens, we quietly and carefully place your hand in a wash base of tepid water. Amazing way to wake up. Most folks are so impressed they don't want to share the experience with anyone, even their closest friends. I'll let you try it once then ya'll can decide if you want to stay with it while you're here.
The 400" bulls are the bottom end of my elk, cheaper but small, for 80% more I can put some 420"/430"ers into the deal. You'd want to look them over a little before you decide.
Do you want rainbows, browns or mac, or a nice mixture of all three. Once again, variety is a little richer but I figure you like options more than your concerned over the few extra bucks, eh? Do you cast with your right of left hand. I'll need to know so I can book you in the right lodge. Casting from the Sleep Number out the window is no problem but it's kind of like a "Non-Smoking Room", you need to let us know, at the time you book the hunt.
Bison could be a minor problem but if you can let me know right away I can bring another dozen or two in, I only keep 15 herd here at the home place.
You didn't ask and I hope you won't think I'm trying to run the price up on you, but we have a small herd of Cape Buffalo over in the back 40. They're a little tricky to keep here in the yard because they bother the unicorns and it pisses my wife off. But, if you wouldn't mind killing them first, I think I could put it together, for the kids. She a little more flexible if it's to accommodate youth hunters. We can talk about.
Regarding the moo cows, I'm not sure I'd want the you shooting at them, dries them up and milks pricey here in Utah, know what I mean? Course, if it's deal breaker we might be able to get some help from one of the outfitters next door.
The pheasants and chuckers, I just throw in free, couple of hundred of each work for you. Would you prefer Bantys or Rhode Island Reds?
I don't think I mentioned before but we have an oil field producing around 9000 barrels a day, about 3 miles from the place. I know of three land leases that are available right now and if you'd like to punch a hole while your here let me know. You need the big rig, it's a loose sand stone formation an the bit will bind up once in a while. They're hitting south Texas Sweet condensate between 7500 and 10,000 feet. May as we'll pick up a little coin while your in the neighborhood.
Let me know, I'm nearly booked for the fall.
By the way, there are some high fence elk hunts here, A friend told me this afternoon the prices are off 30% or more this year. Might be the right time to do it, if your serious. Are you ever?
DC
