The elementary school I went to was the North Cow Creek Beavers. Seriously!! LOL When I was in 8th grade it was almost a contest who could find old school shirts or other beaver shirts to wear to school. I was SOL from the beginning about having a clean mind.
You guys always forget, I never start before 4:00 Pacific Time. Also, I'd never even think of wearing a Bud Light hat. Lastly, I used to have the one in the top picture, but the beer foams up too much. pc