Listen When Someone Speaks!

[OutdoorWriter]

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,

"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence ."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"


TONY MANDILE

How To Hunt Coues Deer

 

[never_catch]

LMFAO that's a good one Tony!!

GO KOBE GO!!

~Z~

 

[HomerJ]

Bad - very bad. Tasteless and cruel. Obama is not a Muslim nor has he destroyed the liberties the founding fathers defined all those years ago. We are not going to become a socialist nation just because we pass laws that take better care of our poor and needy.


?Men in general judge more by the sense of sight than by the sense of touch, because everyone can see, but only a few can test by feeling. Everyone sees what you seem to be, few know what you really are, and those few do not dare take a stand against the general opinion.? Niccolo Machiavelli

 

[justr_86]

Homer homer homer...........

Lmao good one Tony!

You find out who your friends are when you see who shows up to help pack your bull out!

 

[jackedup]

>Bad - very bad. Tasteless and
>cruel. Obama is not a
>Muslim nor has he destroyed
>the liberties the founding fathers
>defined all those years ago.
>We are not going to
>become a socialist nation just
>because we pass laws that
>take better care of our
>poor and needy.
>
>
>
>?Men in general judge more
>by the sense of sight
>than by the sense of
>touch, because everyone can see,
>but only a few can
>test by feeling. Everyone sees
>what you seem to be,
>few know what you really
>are, and those few do
>not dare take a stand
>against the general opinion.? Niccolo
>Machiavelli

"our poor and needy." or mexico's poor and needy who migrated here for a "better life" and can't get health care because they don't have the correct documents?

 

[cbeard]

There is a political forum. This is not it.

 

[mmwb]

Merriam-Webster

Main Entry: 1joke
Pronunciation: \ˈjōk\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks
Date: 1670

1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : kidding <can't take a joke> c : practical joke d : laughingstock
2 a : something not to be taken seriously b: a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke ? Harold Callender> ?often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>

Homer,
Particularly see 1a and 2a...

 

[KILLERBEE]

>Merriam-Webster
>
>Main Entry: 1joke
>Pronunciation: \ˈj?k\
>Function: noun
>Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to
>Old High German gehan to
>say, Sanskrit y?cati he asks
>
>Date: 1670
>
>1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : kidding <can't take a joke> c : practical joke d : laughingstock
>2 a : something not to be taken seriously b: a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke ? Harold Callender> ?often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>
>
>Homer,
>Particularly see 1a and 2a...



thats friekin funny!