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I was thinking about this while reading the singer/songwriter post and did not want to highjack it. Anyone have any good limericks. I know, I know, most are really sophmoric.... but funny nonetheless. Not sure how long this will stick around but I'll start it off with a childhood favorite.
There once was a man from VanClaus,
Who's valls they were both made of brass,
When it rained stormy weather,
His valls clanged together,
And lightnin' shot out of his o$$.
I was reminded of the Irish limerick after hearing the tale of a really funny story involving a heavy Irish accent, copius amounts of alcohol, a jail, and a bra.
There once was a man from VanClaus,
Who's valls they were both made of brass,
When it rained stormy weather,
His valls clanged together,
And lightnin' shot out of his o$$.
I was reminded of the Irish limerick after hearing the tale of a really funny story involving a heavy Irish accent, copius amounts of alcohol, a jail, and a bra.
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