OutdoorWriter
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Arty and Harry are out in the woods deer hunting when suddenly Arty grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Harry whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Arty is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence .. And then the operator hears a shot.
Harry's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... Now what?"
TONY MANDILE
How To Hunt Coues Deer
Harry whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Arty is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence .. And then the operator hears a shot.
Harry's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... Now what?"
TONY MANDILE
How To Hunt Coues Deer
