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brokenwind
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To pass the time until the hunting season rolls around, lets hear some of your best outdoor jokes.
I'll go first.
Two buddies are out hunting. They decide to go separate ways and meet back at camp later in the day. One guy walked a short distance and then started feeling his insides doing flips. He could tell something wasn't right, so he hurry and dropped trou and sat over a log and had a massive diarrhea attack. It kept hitting him over and over. After about a half hour of this, and still not feeling well, he was exhausted and dosed off to sleep still sitting on the log.
Meanwhile, his buddy shot a nice buck and then realized he had left his knife in camp. He decides to drag the buck back and then gut it. As he nears camp, he sees his buddy passed out on the log, his knife sitting on his belt. He figures there is no need to drag any more weight then necessary, so he borrows his buddies knife and guts the deer. His friend was so exhausted, he never even stirred from his sleep. Well, he finishes dressing the deer, and as he is about to leave, he decides to play a joke on his friend. He takes the deer guts and places them on the crap pile directly under his friend. He then drags the deer back to camp to relax.
He is sitting around camp a couple hours later, when his buddy comes walking back looking sicker then ever. He asks, "man, what's wrong with you?" His buddy replies, "man something is not right, I got so sick, I crapped my guts out, but with a lot of effort and the help of a stick, I got them all back in."
I'll go first.
Two buddies are out hunting. They decide to go separate ways and meet back at camp later in the day. One guy walked a short distance and then started feeling his insides doing flips. He could tell something wasn't right, so he hurry and dropped trou and sat over a log and had a massive diarrhea attack. It kept hitting him over and over. After about a half hour of this, and still not feeling well, he was exhausted and dosed off to sleep still sitting on the log.
Meanwhile, his buddy shot a nice buck and then realized he had left his knife in camp. He decides to drag the buck back and then gut it. As he nears camp, he sees his buddy passed out on the log, his knife sitting on his belt. He figures there is no need to drag any more weight then necessary, so he borrows his buddies knife and guts the deer. His friend was so exhausted, he never even stirred from his sleep. Well, he finishes dressing the deer, and as he is about to leave, he decides to play a joke on his friend. He takes the deer guts and places them on the crap pile directly under his friend. He then drags the deer back to camp to relax.
He is sitting around camp a couple hours later, when his buddy comes walking back looking sicker then ever. He asks, "man, what's wrong with you?" His buddy replies, "man something is not right, I got so sick, I crapped my guts out, but with a lot of effort and the help of a stick, I got them all back in."