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cameraguy
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A priest was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle,
when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the priest.
"I'm just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle," said the
little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the
Priest asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"
The boy said, "You got a deal."
The priest took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower.
The priest called the little boy
over and said, "I can't get this
mower to start."
The little boy said, "That's 'cause you have to cuss at it to get it started."
The priest said, "I'm a priest, and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've cussed I don't know if I even remember
how to cuss."
The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!"
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the priest.
"I'm just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle," said the
little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the
Priest asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"
The boy said, "You got a deal."
The priest took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower.
The priest called the little boy
over and said, "I can't get this
mower to start."
The little boy said, "That's 'cause you have to cuss at it to get it started."
The priest said, "I'm a priest, and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've cussed I don't know if I even remember
how to cuss."
The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!"
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
