korny Jokes of the Day

[manny15]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ...mainly because it was a so-so job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting. Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.....

 

[sixgunn]

manny, please tell me you didn't spend all day drumming this up!

 

[YukonDall]

I LAUGHED.....THAX MANNY ...YD.

 

[manny15]

nope, just foolin around...what ever happened to simplicity, gone with the 60's

 

[eelgrass]

I had a job at the bank once, but I lost interest. I tried being a surveyor, but it just wasn't my line of work.

Eel

 

[D13er]

I robbed a chinese bank and was broke in an hour........

 

[eelgrass]

LAST EDITED ON Sep-01-07 AT 09:49AM (MST)[p]I was promised a job in construction, but I never could nail the guy down.

I tried being an airplane pilot but there was just too many ups and downs.

I always wanted to be a professional shooter, but I never got a shot at it.

Eel

 

[manny15]

thanks guys you made me start my day with a chuckle...kool!