Kiss me on the balls

kingfish · Jul 19, 2012

I asked my girlfriend the other day if she would like to go to a Mariners game?
She said sure that would be fun. So after we got there I said let's play a little game.
After every pitch let's kiss, she said great.
I said I will kiss you on the strikes and you kiss me on the balls........

Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

ShowThemToMe · Jul 19, 2012

Hey king!

I'd like to see the red Slap marks!

[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

I've got Wild Honey Tree's and Crazy Little Weeds growin around my Shack!
These Dusty Roads ain't streets of gold but I'm happy right where I'm at!
All these Perty little Western Belles are a Country Boys Dream!
They ain't got Wings or MM Halo's but they sure look good to me!

LongRangeBangin · Jul 19, 2012

THATS FUNNY!

grizzlyplumber · Jul 19, 2012

That was actually announced during a game by Dizzy Dean and Peewee Reese.

http://www.taurusarmed.net/forums/lounge/25885-baseball-never-same.html

Bates7 · Jul 19, 2012

I'm gonna remember that one for the next time I take my lady to a DBacks game. She has a great sence of humor, thank God.

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eelgrass · Jul 19, 2012

great joke Kingfish, but at first I thought someone from the clubhouse was going to send you a PM

Eel

NVBighorn · Jul 19, 2012

Thanks kingfish. I retold the joke and it sparked a rather lively conversation and some excellent show and tell.

nebo · Jul 20, 2012

That is a good one!!!

HumbledWIfe · Jul 21, 2012

>I asked my girlfriend the other
>day if she would like
>to go to a Mariners
>game?
>She said sure that would be
>fun. So after we got
>there I said let's play
>a little game.
>After every pitch let's kiss, she
>said great.
>I said I will kiss you
>on the strikes and you
>kiss me on the balls........
>
>
>
>Government doesn't fix anything and has
>spent trillions proving it!!!

Gee, that is a swell idea.
>Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday,
>even the calender says WTF!
>