never_catch
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Kilo comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, Kilo walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to him. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?" Kilo leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am." Kilo leans closer into her left ear and says
softly, "Well, wash your hands real ##### good because I want a cheeseburger!!"
~Z~
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, Kilo walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to him. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?" Kilo leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am." Kilo leans closer into her left ear and says
softly, "Well, wash your hands real ##### good because I want a cheeseburger!!"
~Z~
