The mere mention that it is "Kern County" should be enough information. No need to elaborate on the fact that there are weirdos there.
Most resident's family trees' can be drawn on a telephone pole and the gene pool won't get a bullfrog's back wet!
It is a law there that all Scrabble games be limited to words with 5 letters or less. Same with teeth...... you can only have 5 or less.
You cannot graduate from High School there unless you have been a principle player in a bar shootout.
Astroturf was invented in Kern County. They had to come up with a way to stop the High School cheerleaders from grazing off the football fields.
I am convinced that JB is, by far, the most intelligent resident they got.
I confess to living in an adjoining county and the mindless banter is a 100 year old tradition......but it's not just me. I was in a bar in Billings, Montana 20 years ago, and 2 guys were discussing an elk hunt ....... the shooter stated that his bull went down "like a Bakersfield High School prom date!"