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Feleno

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SMACKDADDY preparing himself for a date with the Phat chick,knowing He'd best have his self control (Chastity Belt) installed & paddlocked,it's the only kind of self control he knows & it only works when he throws the key away!}>}>}>

I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
 
This is how you demonstrate to your daughter's boyfriend that the chastity belt will not come off by prying, picking the lock, or .357 mag!
 
"stinky prepares to test his new kevlar jock-'cause everybody what those jealous husbands shoot first!"
 
"Shoot me in the Jimmy! I said shoot me in the Jimmy!"

"Uhhhhh, huhh, huuhhh, like, Ok, lets do it then Beavis."

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
Another Typical Jarhead thinking he's ten foot tall and bullet proof....little does he know a 5.56 with take him out just like anybody else...
 
OK, LETS DO THIS ! ! ! WOOH
CSO

It's all about the good times...
 
Utah prepares for another execution!
In keeping with new Obama execution requirements, this sex offender STILL must be shot in the heart!
 
iron briefs...... cuz qtpie just wont share stinkys hotness!



ego participate in Monasteriense muleys proinde ego sum bardus (I participate on monstermuleys therefore I am stupid)
 
"I SAID PUT ON YOUR @#$%^&* HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION!

He's obviously an over the top RSO...
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"Yeah, I'll shoot him"
 
"This cod piece is made of real cod and it's eating my junk! Someone shoot it!"
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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Is that a rock between my legs, or did I just sh_t myself?
Yea, I'm pretty sure I just sh_t myself......
 
F.A.G. (Freddy Against Guns)
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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