JUST FOR YOU Hossy!!! GET YOUR CHECKBOOK OUT!!!

[elkassassin]

Hey Hossy?

Get Your Checkbook Out Or The STASH of CASH Out That Ms Hossy Doesn't Know About!

And Let's See Some Blood & Big Antlers in The Bag Of Your New Rig This Fall!

And I Don't Wanna Hear Any Of Your BS Excuses!

You Changed Your Rig!

You've But All Swapped Your Rifle Out!

One Or Two More Changes & You're Gonna Fit Right In!

July 2023 SFW Auction | SFW

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[elkassassin]

You Could get that Alaskan Trophy Moose Hunt & Have SS Help You!

 

[elkassassin]

hossy?

 

[hossblur]

Shows you who $fw clientele are.

The DIY ELK hunt is at $800.

All the guided crap, at least double.

Thank gawd these boys saved the mule deer yet again this year

 

[elkassassin]

Still Got A Couple Of Days To Go hossy!

With The Money You Saved On the TOY You Should Bid on that Sanora Hunt!

With The Fuel Mileage Of The TOY You Could Just Drive Down & Haul Some Chum In The Bed Of The TOY!

Shows you who $fw clientele are.

The DIY ELK hunt is at $800.

All the guided crap, at least double.

Thank gawd these boys saved the mule deer yet again this year

 

[hossblur]

Still Got A Couple Of Days To Go hossy!

With The Money You Saved On the TOY You Should Bid on that Sanora Hunt!

With The Fuel Mileage Of The TOY You Could Just Drive Down & Haul Some Chum In The Bed Of The TOY!

The toy needs a winch ?

 

[hossblur]

Besides.

I told mama, I'm nearly 50. It was either a yota, or she was getting some big plastic "shirt hangers".

Midlife crisis and all?

 

[elkassassin]

Check The Classifieds!

There's a Freshly Listed 6.5 CM!

 

[elkassassin]

I'd Of Liked To Have Been There When You Said That To Her!

Besides.

I told mama, I'm nearly 50. It was either a yota, or she was getting some big plastic "shirt hangers".

Midlife crisis and all?

 

[hossblur]

Couple years.

They get new rifles at 16.

He's 12

 

[hossblur]

I'd Of Liked To Have Been There When You Said That To Her!

She doesn't enjoy my humor.

Then, just cuz karma. Chick that sold me the truck, was 5'2 with hooters tucked under her chin.

I've enjoyed the couch??

 

[elkassassin]

He Needs/Wants To Start Early!

Couple years.

They get new rifles at 16.

He's 12

 

[elkassassin]

You Surely Knew You Weren't Coming Out Of The TOY Store With Just a Glance Did Ya?

She doesn't enjoy my humor.

Then, just cuz karma. Chick that sold me the truck, was 5'2 with hooters tucked under her chin.

I've enjoyed the couch??

 

[elkassassin]

Get your Bids In Hossy!

Prices Ain't Going Down!

Don't Let Somebody Snipe You At The Last Second!

 

[elkassassin]

Pony Up Hossy!

Time Is Dwindling!

A Little over 4 hours Left!

Time To Spend Your Days Pay!

 

[elkassassin]

We're Down To 8-9 Minutes Guys!