Just a warning for the MM crowd

hossblur · Sunday at 6:51 AM

Live 2-foot eel chews through man’s intestines after he put it up his anus

This was not the first time an eel was removed from someone’s backside in Vietnam this year.

nypost.com

One should read to the end of the article for a special surprise. You're welcome

Homer · Sunday at 9:13 AM

Hmmmmm.....you must have discovered feddoc's search engine....

elkassassin · Sunday at 10:20 AM

GAWD-DAMN Hossy!

Was That Necessary?

JPickett · Sunday at 5:02 PM

You think the lime was to keep him in there?

Homer · Sunday at 5:09 PM

ROFLMMFAO.....

Mallardsx2 · Sunday at 7:03 PM

Eels in the a$$es and now public masturbation. Thats just great.

1989Cohunter · Sunday at 7:12 PM

Mallardsx2 said:
Eels in the a$$es and now public masturbation. Thats just great.

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One day at 5 am on my way to work a dude was jerkin his meat in an under pass. I’m not going to lie I was moderately impressed with the situation.

Mallardsx2 · Sunday at 7:20 PM

I was surveying a railroad one time and this strait laced Christian guy working for me picked up a huge butt plug someone had thrown off the bridge and the guy said “What is this? A pacifier?”

I said “Ya Kenny it’s a pacifier for your a$$hole!!!!”

We f’d with that guy until he finally quit the company. Lololol I’m literally red faced laughing just typing this. Lord have mercy that was funny!

montezumarchery · Sunday at 8:00 PM

Mallardsx2 said:
I was surveying a railroad one time and this strait laced Christian guy working for me picked up a huge butt plug someone had thrown off the bridge and the guy said “What is this? A pacifier?”

I said “Ya Kenny it’s a pacifier for your a$$hole!!!!”

We f’d with that guy until he finally quit the company. Lololol I’m literally red faced laughing just typing this. Lord have mercy that was funny!

Did it have a tail attached to the plug?