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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby,checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well,strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples,then pressed,kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "no wonder this baby is underweight. you don't have any milk,"
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
The doctor arrived, examined the baby,checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well,strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples,then pressed,kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "no wonder this baby is underweight. you don't have any milk,"
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
