Subject: How the courts work.
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and
protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this
world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his
children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and
replied: 'Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi
comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
Don't laugh, he won!
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and
protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this
world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his
children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and
replied: 'Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi
comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
Don't laugh, he won!
