JakeH
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Jose and Carlos
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different parts of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
Jose says, "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
Carlo's says, "Alright, what does your sign say?"
It reads, "I only need ten more dollars to get back to Mexico ......"
Jake H. MM Member since 1999.
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different parts of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
Jose says, "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
Carlo's says, "Alright, what does your sign say?"
It reads, "I only need ten more dollars to get back to Mexico ......"
Jake H. MM Member since 1999.
