joke

tageater · Nov 17, 2007

A man walks into a bar a little bloodied, and with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" the bar keep asks.

"I called my sister-in-law a cheap hore." he states

"So what'd she do?" asks the bartender.

"She hit me with her bag of nickles."

overton · Nov 17, 2007

Hobby I hunt muleys in the mountains, and whitetail in the clubs.............. Please explain.

By the way that was a funny joke.

Lower Alabama? Are you one of those rich bottom land Alabamans I heard about?

Ransom

tageater · Nov 17, 2007

LAST EDITED ON Nov-17-07 AT 04:27PM (MST)[p]OK keep up with me....whitetails: a little hotties un-suntanned rear is a white tail!

I (we) from the area call it LA, although in reality its florida, but when we say we're from florida we hear-"oh i've been to disneyland, is that where you lived? or i went there for spring break once----everyone "knows florida" Actual pplace i lived was Niceville( go ahead, i aint never had some one laugh at that) Florida....its just lower alabama.

and a bag of nickles can really hurt!!!

overton · Nov 17, 2007

>LAST EDITED ON Nov-17-07
>AT 04:27?PM (MST)
>
>OK keep up with me....whitetails: a
>little hotties un-suntanned rear is
>a white tail!
>
>I (we) from the area call
>it LA, although in reality
>its florida, but when we
>say we're from florida we
>hear-"oh i've been to disneyland,
>is that where you lived?
>or i went there for
>spring break once----everyone "knows florida"
>Actual pplace i lived was
>Niceville( go ahead, i aint
>never had some one laugh
>at that) Florida....its just lower
>alabama.
>
>and a bag of nickles can
>really hurt!!!

Makes sense.

Check out what I just found.

Ransom

tageater · Nov 17, 2007

Damn yankees, what they ever done for me,

I'm guessing thats from the boston red sox fan club

D13er · Nov 17, 2007

no, no, no.....I called her a two bit whore and she hit me in the head with a sack of quarters.

JB

eelgrass · Nov 17, 2007

>no, no, no.....I called her a
>two bit whore and she
>hit me in the head
>with a sack of quarters.
>
>
>JB

now that's funny right there, I don't care where you're from!

Eel

sonofthesouth · Nov 19, 2007

Aparently your dad beat your mother every night and now you dont know how to treat women and blah blah blah I forgot the rest. lol

Son

overton · Nov 19, 2007

Son

Saw that post too. LOL. Some people get real upset here at MM. Right or wrong he should save it for face to face. Blasting someone on the internet is kind of lame, except for politicians of course.

Ransom