tylercreek2
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>>>>>> > JOGGING WITH BILL CLINTON
> > Bill Clinton started jogging near his
> > new home in Chappaqua.
> > But on each run he happened to jog
> > past a hooker standing on the same
> > street corner, day after day.
> > With some apprehension he would brace
> > himself as he approached her for what
> > was most certainly to follow.
> >
> >
> > "Fifty dollars!" she would cry
> > out from the curb.
> > "No, Five dollars!"
> > fired back Clinton .
> > This ritual between Bill and the
> > hooker continued for days.
> >
> >
> > He'd run by and she'd yell,
> > "Fifty dollars!"
> >
> > And he'd yell back,
> > "Five dollars!"
> >
> >
> > One day however,
> > Hillary decided that she
> > wanted to accompany her
> > husband on his jog!
> >
> >
> > As the jogging couple neared the problematic
> > st reet corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
> > bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
> > wonder what he'd really
> > been doing on all his past outings.
> >
> >
> > He realized he should have a
> > darn good explanation
> > for the junior Senator.
> >
> >
> > As they jogged into the turn that would
> > take them past the corner,
> >
> > Bill became even more apprehensive
> > than usual.
> >
> > Sure enough,
> > there was the hooker!
> >
> >
> > Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
> > as she watched the pair jog past.
> >
> >
> > Then,
> >
> > from the sidewalk,
> >
> > the hooker yelled...
> >
> > See what you get for five bucks!?"
> > Bill Clinton started jogging near his
> > new home in Chappaqua.
> > But on each run he happened to jog
> > past a hooker standing on the same
> > street corner, day after day.
> > With some apprehension he would brace
> > himself as he approached her for what
> > was most certainly to follow.
> >
> >
> > "Fifty dollars!" she would cry
> > out from the curb.
> > "No, Five dollars!"
> > fired back Clinton .
> > This ritual between Bill and the
> > hooker continued for days.
> >
> >
> > He'd run by and she'd yell,
> > "Fifty dollars!"
> >
> > And he'd yell back,
> > "Five dollars!"
> >
> >
> > One day however,
> > Hillary decided that she
> > wanted to accompany her
> > husband on his jog!
> >
> >
> > As the jogging couple neared the problematic
> > st reet corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
> > bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
> > wonder what he'd really
> > been doing on all his past outings.
> >
> >
> > He realized he should have a
> > darn good explanation
> > for the junior Senator.
> >
> >
> > As they jogged into the turn that would
> > take them past the corner,
> >
> > Bill became even more apprehensive
> > than usual.
> >
> > Sure enough,
> > there was the hooker!
> >
> >
> > Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
> > as she watched the pair jog past.
> >
> >
> > Then,
> >
> > from the sidewalk,
> >
> > the hooker yelled...
> >
> > See what you get for five bucks!?"
