job listing...

[Homer]

Gynecologist Assistant wanted



A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a

card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the

clerk for details.



The clerk pulled up the file and read;"The job entails getting the ladies ready for

the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down

and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave

off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for

the Gynecologist's examination.



The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."



"Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"



"No sir, that's where the end of the line is right now."

 

[NVBighorn]

It's somewhere north of Deer Lodge today... and it's cold this morning.

[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup,I just stir it.[/font]

 

[overton]

Homer you remind me a lot of a previous MMer...

 

[eelgrass]

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>Homer you remind me a lot
>of a previous MMer...
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Was he a plick too?

It's written in the good Book that we'll never be asked to take more than we can. Sounds like a good plan, so bring it on!

 

[overton]

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>>Homer you remind me a lot
>>of a previous MMer...
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>Was he a plick too?
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>It's written in the good Book
>that we'll never be asked
>to take more than we
>can. Sounds like a good
>plan, so bring it on!
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Yes

 

[Wiszard]

Good one, eel.

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.

 

[elkassassin]

The MM PLICK (NVB!) knows exactly where it's at!






We laugh, we cry, we love
Go hard when the going's tough
Push back, come push and shove
Knock us down, we'll get back up again and again
We are Members of the Huntin Crowd!

 

[Homer]

.....got that joke from Manny.....

 

[elkassassin]

Well Thanks Manny!






We laugh, we cry, we love
Go hard when the going's tough
Push back, come push and shove
Knock us down, we'll get back up again and again
We are Members of the Huntin Crowd!

 

[Zeke]

I was going to get in line but it's north of Anchorage and growing!
Helluva job. I had one like that once but it turned out like Uncle Sage's library story.... and I got fired and banned from every gynoclogy office in the world! Lmao
Zeke