Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

[swbuckmaster]

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim


2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim


3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim


4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim


5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim


6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim


7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim


8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim


9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim


10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim


11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslimhttp://www.monstermuleys.info/dcforum/User_files/4a7d1f93337c7fd7.jpg

The harder you work the luckier you get!!

 

[Wiszard]

You support a mosque being constructed at ground zero.....you are a goat focking, should be shot in the head, Muslim.

Steve
"Get that corn out of my face"

 

[D13er]

thanks manny



JB

 

[swbuckmaster]

lol

The harder you work the luckier you get!!

 

[Aaron84]

Now that's funny right there.

 

[nickman]

If all your porn DVD's have camels and goats and no women, you might be a Muslim......or an Arky.

 

[txhunter58]

LAST EDITED ON Nov-15-10 AT 06:48PM (MST)[p]
Cetainly some chuckles, but I find it hard to believe that Jeff said them. If not, there may be some liability issues?

txhunter58

venor, ergo sum (I hunt, therefore I am)

 

[westelkman]

Made my day...thanks

 

[Muley_73]

Finally SW, a post that I can agree on with you!!!

There are not enough deer in Utah...FOR REAL.