Jail birds

[1911]

Fess up part II. Who has woken in a drunk tank to an illegal pissing down their back? Who has done hard time in the slammer? Stories? This place is dead with the same old topics let's liven it up.

 

[elkassassin]

Been to the Old Slammer Quite a Few Times & a couple Times to the New Jail!

A Few Years ago a couple of My Tools came up Missing!

A Couple Months after that they done a Search!

My Tools had been Converted/Modified to JAB/STAB Type Weapons!

Even Trustee's were Building Weapons!

Every Time was Work Related!

But Ya I've been in a couple!





We laugh, we cry, we love
Go hard when the going's tough
Push back, come push and shove
Knock us down, we'll get back up again and again
We are Members of the Huntin Crowd!

 

[eelgrass]

Just one time. I started giving sexual favors to one of the female guards and she sneaked in some power tools so I made my escape. She was supposed to meet me at the man hole cover, but she never showed. Got cold feet, I guess.

Eel

 

[elkassassin]

So Where you at now Eel?

And Why were you gonna EX Her Husband?






We laugh, we cry, we love
Go hard when the going's tough
Push back, come push and shove
Knock us down, we'll get back up again and again
We are Members of the Huntin Crowd!

 

[eelgrass]

>So Where you at now Eel?
>
>
>And Why were you gonna EX
>Her Husband?
>

1. Can't say, but not New York.
2. I had to agree to EX her husband to get the Black & Decker. I actually kind of liked the guy.

Eel

 

[eelgrass]

elkassassin, I drove through SLC a few days ago. I almost turned myself in.

Eel

 

[DeerMadness]

>Fess up part II. Who
>has woken in a drunk
>tank to an illegal pissing
>down their back? Who
>has done hard time in
>the slammer? Stories?
>This place is dead with
>the same old

I got lucky and didn't get caught when I was young. Was a bad boy but they didn't come for me. I did get booked for vandalism when I was 11.

 

[feddoc]

I went to San Quentin in the early 70s as part of the Navy boxing team. Our guard told us that we were pretty safe; if the cons fffffed this up, no rec for a year.

 

[jester]

I told a few bunk punks that both bunks were mine!!
a few times!
..
jester

 

[jester]

and that time in the Brig..
jester

 

[jester]

and the times a had two San Jose finest had restraining orders against me for two separate incidences...
(I had a problem with short Beaner Cops then!).
jester

 

[jester]

I won't mention Vegas!!
jester

 

[Homer]

......being pee'd on by illegal aliens is humbling......it doesn't last though