JACKMASTER AT THE BEACH!!!

bobcatbess · Dec 2, 2008

SMACKMASTER was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had his arm & legs handcuffed together!!!

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for poor JACKMASTER!!!

The first woman said 'Have you had a hug today'???

SMACKMASTER said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on!!!

The second woman said, 'Have you had a kiss today'???

JACKMASTER said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on!!!

The third red-headed woman came to him and said,'Have you ever been f'd'???

SMACKMASTERS eyes lit up with a glow and with a big grin he said, 'No.'!!!

She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'!!!

bobcatbess · Dec 2, 2008

LAST EDITED ON Dec-03-08 AT 07:38AM (MST) by browtine (admin)[p]FOR ALL YOU *JERKS* WONDERING???

I FIGURED THAT WAS WORTH MY 92ND POST!!!

B_F_E · Dec 3, 2008

JFP & WTF ??

D13er · Dec 3, 2008

Hey now....Jackmaster is a veteran around here....you might think twice before diss'ing a war horse like that mr 93 big posts....lol

JB

RACKMASTER · Dec 3, 2008

what's with the knot on my head? (last thing I remember was Dr BOBCATBESS checking my prostate with Mr Wiggle Worth ...index finger right hand and the 2nd option brother Slim.. left hand index finger which I opt out for!!and the mutter under breath of I got you where I wanted you along time...WT..CLUNK!) And so
how'd I get in cuffs why am I all sticky and smelling of kitty stench! who was biting my neck?
WTF HAPPEND??