Few April 1's ago my wife of 16yrs (at that time) brought home a mid 20's HOT woman. I took my wife straight into the bedroom and asked if my dream had come true???!!! She said "oh yah..."!
My wife asked me to stay as she left the room and to get READY. A few minutes went by, I'm all nervous and excited I decided to go out and see where they both were (in my HOT whitey tighties). In the kitchen, looking through a bunch of papers stood the two beautiful women. I gave my wife "the look" to see WTF was going on! Next thing I know the "HOT" chick is giving me a weird, disturbed look and then she asked if I was ready to sign the application for the "loan".
They both started laughing their butts off while I'm going back to my room with my tail between my legs. Oh and my wife didn't being her home, they both arrived at the same time she told me after.
April fools on me!
muleyman
