It's News!!!

[OutdoorWriter]

Here are some poorly worded headlines that were spotted and sent to Cornell Publications and outed in their monthly newsletter:

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

Cold Wave Linked to Temperature

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds up New Bridges

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals Sued by Seven Foot Doctors

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


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[txhunter58]

You can't help but chuckle reading those!

txhunter58

venor, ergo sum (I hunt, therefore I am)

 

[Longun]

Now you know why news editors make minimum wage.....the misspellings in our local newspaper drives the wife up the wall...

 

[1911]

>Now you know why news editors
>make minimum wage.....the misspellings in
>our local newspaper drives the
>wife up the wall...


+1
It is even worse with digital media. I think most the editing is done from a smart phone by a drunk 7th grader.

 

[eelgrass]

>>Now you know why news editors
>>make minimum wage.....the misspellings in
>>our local newspaper drives the
>>wife up the wall...
>
>
>+1
>It is even worse with digital
>media. I think most
>the editing is done from
>a smart phone by a
>drunk 7th grader.
>
>

Then when they get fired, they become MM members.