LAST EDITED ON Apr-15-10 AT 01:27PM (MST)[p]Post em up guys.
1. Having a winch on your truck has no justification out in the middle of the Great Salt Lake.
2. Hawks will attack if you hide well enough and blow your preditor call.
3. If you pressure cook beans in your camper make sure the blow off is working. They can blow up!!
4. If someone camps in the middle of the road. Don't get pissed it might mean there is a 10 foot gully wash crossing the road don't try and go around them through the Sage Brush. You will end up in ditch.
5. If you steal apples from an old abandoned Apple Orchard and take them to hunting camp. The Sherriff dose know where you are camping. But then again he likes Dutch oven apple pie.
6. Bears can sound like a mouse chewing paper. Never have I repeated never look out the window expecting a mouse or cricket. The little hairy looking beetle critter might not be a beetle it might be a bear claw poking through the window screen between the screen and the window. And that might not be the paw that comes through the window.
7. Always figure that there is a 10' ditch full of water on the shoulder of the road if you plan on pulling off the road at night. It hides right behind the tall weeds.
8. Always figure if you use a snatch block with your winch it will pull your bumper off.
9. Never, Never leave your girl friend on the mountain for more then 3 days with out food or water. While you go get beer.
10. If your waders fill up with water you will sink.
11. Skunks will come in your camper at night if you leave the door open. The damn things wake everybody up.
12. If you leave your camp trailer door open during Turkey Season
Turkeys will hop up in while you're eating.
13. If you don't set your brake on a hill and you hop out to look at the pretty elk. Your truck will run over you.
14. If you throw the ancor over make sure it is attached to the ancor rope.
15 If the wind is blowing and it is colder then heck. when you launch your boat in the lake make sure you buddy has gas for the motor, a coat, or a paddle to get back to shore.
16. One should memorize phone numbers like 911
18. Never hunt buffalo with friend when you are the only one that can pack it out. And he has the tag.
Rutnbuck
1. Having a winch on your truck has no justification out in the middle of the Great Salt Lake.
2. Hawks will attack if you hide well enough and blow your preditor call.
3. If you pressure cook beans in your camper make sure the blow off is working. They can blow up!!
4. If someone camps in the middle of the road. Don't get pissed it might mean there is a 10 foot gully wash crossing the road don't try and go around them through the Sage Brush. You will end up in ditch.
5. If you steal apples from an old abandoned Apple Orchard and take them to hunting camp. The Sherriff dose know where you are camping. But then again he likes Dutch oven apple pie.
6. Bears can sound like a mouse chewing paper. Never have I repeated never look out the window expecting a mouse or cricket. The little hairy looking beetle critter might not be a beetle it might be a bear claw poking through the window screen between the screen and the window. And that might not be the paw that comes through the window.
7. Always figure that there is a 10' ditch full of water on the shoulder of the road if you plan on pulling off the road at night. It hides right behind the tall weeds.
8. Always figure if you use a snatch block with your winch it will pull your bumper off.
9. Never, Never leave your girl friend on the mountain for more then 3 days with out food or water. While you go get beer.
10. If your waders fill up with water you will sink.
11. Skunks will come in your camper at night if you leave the door open. The damn things wake everybody up.
12. If you leave your camp trailer door open during Turkey Season
Turkeys will hop up in while you're eating.
13. If you don't set your brake on a hill and you hop out to look at the pretty elk. Your truck will run over you.
14. If you throw the ancor over make sure it is attached to the ancor rope.
15 If the wind is blowing and it is colder then heck. when you launch your boat in the lake make sure you buddy has gas for the motor, a coat, or a paddle to get back to shore.
16. One should memorize phone numbers like 911
18. Never hunt buffalo with friend when you are the only one that can pack it out. And he has the tag.
Rutnbuck
