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cameraguy
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Watch for these consolidations in 2008.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become:
====== Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
==== Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
==== MMMGood.
4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
==== ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
==== FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
==== Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
==== PouponPants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
===== Knott NOW!
And finally ..
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
==== TittyTittyBang Bang
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become:
====== Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
==== Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
==== MMMGood.
4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
==== ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
==== FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
==== Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
==== PouponPants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
===== Knott NOW!
And finally ..
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
==== TittyTittyBang Bang
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
