INFAMOUS QUOTES BY MM'ERS!!!

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bobcatbess

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LETS HEAR EM!!!

I'LL START IT!!!

AND I QUOTE!!!

"I WAS SLAMMED AT WORK TODAY"!!!

"AND THEN THEY TOOK MY INTERNET SERVICE AWAY FROM ME"!!!

BY:NO OTHER THAN "JACKMASTER"!!!

SO,IS HIS JOB TO RUN CNC'S???

OR TALK TRASH ON THE INTERNET ON COMPANY TIME???

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
HELLFRICKINLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

lesgo!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
Unfortunately bobcat, I will never forget the term "Man Crush."

"Cowboy Up Cupcake" is another term I added to my vocabulary.
 
HEY ktc!!!

WELL YOU KNOW IT WAS ME THAT STARTED THE: "COWBOY-UP CUPCAKE"!!!

WOW THERES A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT GET PIZZED WHEN I TELL THEM THAT!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
I can't quote D13er's best quotes or else this whole thread will get nuked and he'll get suspended again. LOL
 
How about:

"This is my farewell post.", or "Leaving MM".

Been a lot of thin-skins make that statement. Funny thing is most of them are still around.
 
How about the post titled BEAUTIFUL ELK of photos taken while timeberhunter was grouse hunting....or....MY BUDDIES BUCK FROM LAST NIGHT......for post title quotes
 
One of my favorites came from the elusive Moosie:

"You can, in fact, frick boobs. Been there, done that."
 
LAST EDITED ON Mar-17-08 AT 11:49AM (MST)[p]My own personal fav!
"women are like buses, there's another one coming by in 20 minutes"

Another that comes to mind is what KTC said to me, "let go of my ears I know what I'm doing"



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"I needed a cheesy signature saying like everyone else"
 
15" bases,

is that ethical ?

paraplane,

Ditto, on the farewell speeches,

I'm not Zim, I'm Bearbow !

"lets settle it off of MM" :)
 
NUNYA says;

Another that comes to mind is what KTC said to me "let go of my ears I know what I'm doing......" I said as we sat around and had a few beers talking about his girlfriend.

Finish the story little one!;-)
 
"That tug boat captain is going to have to live with it the rest of his life"

"A pack of wolves will be good for the elk herd"
 
Oh ya Eel... the one about Luna being prop-chopped to death, 'an the tugboat capitan.
Perty good stuff.
 
HAHAHA!!! I forgot about the tugboat captain with PTSD. Thanks for the chuckle eel!!! That was indeed a Halmark moment post.
 
"wel dat splains it den. we is jus 2 stewpid to understand dis moovee. shure hop ur write bout more simpell 1s fer us unedercated peeple two wach. Good grief....."


Quote by 1911 I beleive
This is a bit more than a one liner, but made me lol.
 
"DON'T START YOUR BULL$HIT COMPARING HUNTERS TO HOMO'S EITHER!!!"

Bobcatbess, 3-24-08

Classic, just classic.
 
HEY JACK-ASS (NVBighorn!!!)

IT WAS YOU ON "CHANGING TEAMS" TELLING TAG TO REPLACE HOMO WITH HUNTING!!!

CHECK OUT POST # 19 ON THE "CHANGING TEAMS"

YOU'RE A REAL WORK OF ART!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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NVBighorn!!!

YOU GOT YOUR FRICKEN FEATHERS RUFFLED WHEN I GAVE YOU MY OPPINNION!!!

WELL GUESS WHAT???

I AIN'T CHANGING MY MIND!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
YOU'RE A REAL WORK OF ART!!!



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
WHY DON'T YOU START YOURSELF A RAINBOW WARRIOR THREAD???

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
The "Luna" quote was one of the all time best.

Any "Altamont" related quote is good as well....

I remember that guy on here, several years back, that believed in big foot. He also had some classics...
 
NVBighorn!!!

Feleno's THREAD REALLY GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN & BOTHERED YOU!!!

IF ITS GONNA BOTHER YOU THAT BAD???

YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET & TELL US WHY???

IF NOT!!!

YOU MIGHT THINK ABOUT CLOSING & KEEPING YOUR TRAP SHUT!!!

SO IS IT YOU???

ONE/SOME OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS???

OR WHO TF???

I THINK YOU'D FEEL BETTER IF YOU'D GET THE CHIP OFF YOUR SHOULDERS!!!

BUT IF YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN$HIT TO POST IT THATS O.K. TOO!!!

THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO!!!

LETS HEAR "THE REST OF YOUR STORY"!!!

OR YOU CAN KEEP HIDING IT!!!

YOU CAN KEEP LOOKING FOR WAYS TO TRY & CLAIM IT IS O.K.!!!

COWBOY-UP CUPCAKE!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
>NVBighorn!!!
>Feleno's THREAD REALLY GOT UNDER YOUR
>SKIN & BOTHERED YOU!!!

Actually Feleno's thread didn't bother me at all. I just felt some of the responses deserved a comment. My comments and the thread really bothered you though. You just can't leave it alone.


>YOU MIGHT THINK ABOUT CLOSING &
>KEEPING YOUR TRAP SHUT!!!
>
Who the hell are you to tell me to keep my trap shut? I thought we were all entitled to an opinion. I didn't realize that you control what is allowed to be said here. I generally skip over anything you have to say but I made the mistake of responding to your childish elementary school attitude and now you're hassling me at recess.


>SO IS IT YOU???
>
>ONE/SOME OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS???

Not any of your frickin business but...
Me? Hardly. But yes I do have a family member who is gay. And yes I'm sure I offended them over the years before I stopped to think how much you can hurt a person with words and how unimportant it really is in the grand scheme of things. So now are you gonna show up on my doorstep in your white hood with a rope demanding that I supply names and addresses? You act like it.


>I THINK YOU'D FEEL BETTER IF
>YOU'D GET THE CHIP OFF
>YOUR SHOULDERS!!!

I think you'd feel better if you upped your meds a notch or two. You are obviously the one with a chip on your shoulder regarding this subject. Maybe you should tell us why. Maybe you are hiding behind this rough-out demeanor and stuck caps-lock. Maybe you've got some dark secret that you are hiding. So what is it, Bess? Porn? Little girls? Little boys? Farm animals? Come on. I think you'd feel better if you came clean (no pun intended).

>
>BUT IF YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN$HIT TO
>POST IT THATS O.K. TOO!!!


Ditto!


>
>THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU DON'T
>HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T
>WANT TO!!!

Really? Sure feels like the MM Nazi is telling me I must.


>YOU CAN KEEP LOOKING FOR WAYS
>TO TRY & CLAIM IT
>IS O.K.!!!

Here it is for you for the LAST TIME. IT IS OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>COWBOY-UP CUPCAKE!!!

F&*% OFF CUPCAKE!!!
 
HEY NVBighorn!!!

SURE WAS HARD FOR YOU TO ADMIT YOU'VE GOT A GAY FAMILY MEMBER WASN'T IT???

I SAID IT FROM YOUR VERY FIRST POST THERE WAS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU DIDN'T I???

NOTHING BOTHERING ME AT ALL!!!

BUT FOR YOU TO COME ON HERE & RUN YOUR MOUTH & NOT TELL US WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON HOW THE HELL WAS WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW???

I GUESS IT WAS O.K. FOR YOU TO TO HERASS THAT FAMILY MEMBER WHEN YOU DECIDED TO DO IT & THOUGHT IT WAS O.K. THEN BUT NOT NOW,WTF???

I AIN'T HIDING NOTHING JACK-ASS!!!

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ANSWER???

SOUNDS LIKE YOU DIDN'T TOLLERATE IT AT ALL UNTIL YOU FOUND OUT ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS HAD "CHANGED TEAMS"!!!

I AIN'T MAD AT YOU!!!

I STATED MY OPPINION & YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT!!!

MY OPPINION HASN'T CHANGED!!!

AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS CHANGING TEAMS,AND I AIN'T CHANGING MY MIND ON IT LIKE YOU DID!!!

YOU'RE A REAL WORK OF ART!!!

I GUESS IT'S O.K. WITH YOU NOW THAT YOU HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER THAT HAS CHANGED TEAMS!!!

I THINK IF THEY'RE FEMALES & BOTH HOT Beefy IS GONNA WANT YOU TO POST A PICTURE!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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Best MM quote never heard....."BOOM" and the thread was gone

I'm an equal opportunity offender-- i'll offend everyone reguardless of sexuality.
I take just as much satisfaction offending staights as i do gays! why do ya'll think its worse to offend some one who's gay?
is it a handicap? Like making fun of webbed footed babies? Hell no, but i still make fun of them! Its not politically correct but its funny.
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HEY tag!!!

IF YOU'D OF RAZZED NVBighorn BEFORE HE FOUND OUT HE HAD A GAY FAMILY MEMBER IT WOULDN'OF BOTHERED HIM!!!

THE HANDI-CAP IS!!!

HE USETACOULD TAKE IT!!!

HE CAN'T NO MORE!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
Did I say it was worse to offend someone who is gay. If I did I don't remember it. Why do think it's your priviladge to offend anyone? I guess I just don't get it. Hate is hate. Don't matter who it's directed at. If you can hate one person for what they do you can probably hate another for what they are or what they believe or why they are different.

And what's with the webfooted baby comments? Now you're gonna offend Bess.
 
NVBighorn!!!

IT'S OUR PRIVLEDGE TO POST OUR OPPINIONS!!!

I POSTED MINE & YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT!!!

YOU WOULD OF AGREED WITH ME PRIOR TO YOU FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY MEMBER!!!

ADMIT IT!!!

NEVER SAID I HATED ANYBODY,DID I???

AIN'T NOTHING GONNA OFFEND ME,SEVERAL THOUSAND HAVE TRIED,SEVERAL THOUSAND HAVE FAILED,MISERABLY!!!

I AIN'T HIDING $HIT!!!





THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!
 
Bess, not sure why I am bothering. I'm again reminded of the pig wrestling cliche (that's pronounced "klee-shay" Bess. Look it up)

>HEY NVBighorn!!!
>
>SURE WAS HARD FOR YOU TO
>ADMIT YOU'VE GOT A GAY
>FAMILY MEMBER WASN'T IT???

Not hard, just wasn't any of your damm business. Still none of your business.


>NOTHING BOTHERING ME AT ALL!!!

Riiiiight

>
>BUT FOR YOU TO COME ON
>HERE & RUN YOUR MOUTH
>& NOT TELL US WHAT
>THE HELL WAS GOING ON
>HOW THE HELL WAS WE
>SUPPOSED TO KNOW???

Did I run my mouth? I offered the advice to think before one speaks because someone you care about may be affected by what you say. If that's running my mouth what is it that you do day in and day out?


>I GUESS IT WAS O.K. FOR
>YOU TO TO HERASS THAT
>FAMILY MEMBER WHEN YOU DECIDED
>TO DO IT & THOUGHT
>IT WAS O.K. THEN BUT
>NOT NOW,WTF???

No it wasn't OK. That's the point dumbass. It's not OK to put people down. I just learned the hard way and was hoping to help the brighter lights on this board avoid the struggle. It wasn't directed at you 25 watt bulbs. By the way - what is "herass". Is that "He rass" or "Her ass". Just wondering. Maybe your dimmer is turned down.


>I AIN'T HIDING NOTHING JACK-ASS!!!
>
>YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ANSWER???

Riiiiight.


>I AIN'T MAD AT YOU!!!

Dammmmm!What do I have to do to make you mad. Not that I give a rats ass if you're mad at me or not.

>
>I STATED MY OPPINION & YOU
>DIDN'T LIKE IT!!!

And I stated mine and you liked it less.

>
>MY OPPINION HASN'T CHANGED!!!

Mine either.


>
>AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY
>MEMBERS CHANGING TEAMS,AND I AIN'T
>CHANGING MY MIND ON IT
>LIKE YOU DID!!!

Riiiight.

>
>YOU'RE A REAL WORK OF ART!!!

Thanks again.

>
>I THINK IF THEY'RE FEMALES &
>BOTH HOT Beefy IS GONNA
>WANT YOU TO POST A
>PICTURE!!!

Maybe I'll send him one. He likes pictures.
 
NVBighorn!!!

ITS JUST AMAZING!!!

LOOK AT HOW MUCH NICER YOU ARE AFTER YOU GOT IT OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS!!!

GOOD GAWD!!!

YOU GET ANY NICER???

I MIGHT PUKE!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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I try to offend with humor, but you serious types always turn it into hate....i dont hate any one, i just dont like any one either. Dont go putting words into my mouth.



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NVBighorn!!!

WE DON'T HATE ANYONE!!!

DO NOT PUT WORDS LIKE THAT IN OUR MOUTHES!!!

WOULD IT BE FAIR TO SAY???

CAN WE AGREE TO DISAGREE???

AND DISAGREE TO AGREE???



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!
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