Indisputable mathematical logic

[slamdunk]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[AWHOLELOTTABULL]

You scare me when you start talking math dude! You're starting to sound like PRO!!

It's always an adventure!!!
www.awholelottabull.com

 

[slamdunk]

Hey Jim.....
Numbers don't lie, it's even spelled out for ya!! ;-)

LMAO!!

 

[Feleno]

i don't know about the butt kissing but one that i can relate to:
L-A-Z-I-N-E-S-S
12+1+26+9+14+5+19+19 = 105% (i try to give this much all the time)