Impossibilities....

[AZStickman]

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in fool.


10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

 

[kingfish]

You can't lick your elbow

You can't sneeze with your eye's open



Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

 

[grizzlyplumber]

That was great! I am guilty on all counts except #10. Probly cause I dont have any friends.

 

[FamilyMan]

Got me on every single one. Guess I am just skeptical of things I read on the internet and have to test them out. That's the excuse I will use to keep from looking stupid!

Mark

My hunting spot is so secret, not even the elk have found it yet.

 

[eelgrass]

I'm going to prove #2 wrong if it's the last thing I do. Dang!

Eel