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eelgrass · Mar 16, 2020

I'm supposed to shelter in place. Could someone please bring me a roll of toilet paper asap? Just knock on the door and leave it on the porch.

P.S. Not Jagerdad.

Tristate · Mar 16, 2020

Bernie Sanders is on his way over with the constitution. ?

Bluehair · Mar 16, 2020

treedagain · Mar 16, 2020

treedagain · Mar 16, 2020

Got the TP covered.

eelgrass · Mar 16, 2020

treedagain said:
Got the TP covered.

That hurts.....

treedagain · Mar 16, 2020

No really those wipes make it a pleasant experience. Fresh and clean

Stonefly · Mar 16, 2020

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Longun · Mar 17, 2020

Hey Eel...my daughter told me today to use those thingy's you put in the dryer for your clothes...they make your butt smell like lavender,gets rid of static electric and takes the wrinkles out of your ass...Walmart still has lots in stock..Hurry until this leaks nationwide!!

eelgrass · Mar 17, 2020

That's funny......Hmmmmm. I'll try it!

ras1954 · Mar 17, 2020

I'll tell you what , yeah this is a serious deal but it's bringing the humor out in the best of us! Longun I was just going to suggest the dryer sheet deal to eel. But you topped me with taking the wrinkles out your ass! I'm still laughing