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This is Damn hard to Splain!
I decided to do what other JACKASSES get away with year after year but it didn't pan out to well for me!
I decided to try my abilities at Shed Huntin off an ATV!
I was just plain amazed where the Quad would go & how easy it would move through the brush!
I finally decided after many years that 2-1/2 hour Hike I'd been doing for years was for young Punks,why with the ATV I was in there in 25 minutes!
The more I covered ground on the ATV the more I liked feelin LAZY just once!
I even got back in there where I just knew there'd be nobodyelse!
Hell Sakes,I almost run over a Shed PISSCUTTER Antler!
I was thinking
amn these ATV's ain't as bad as I once thought!
I came to marker,looked like it use to say something about the Primitive but was in bad shape so I kept on a Wheelin!
I got back in there a couple miles further & ran in to a Forest Ranger,that's where things started heading South and in a Hurry!
This Ranger run right out in front of me and there were not many choices!
I accidentally got my Glove jammed in the throttle and the Machine overpowered the Brakes & I had just Bagged my first Forest Ranger!
Finally hit the KILL Switch & got the Wheeler shut down!
By now this ole Ranger guy wasn't in the bestest mood!
He wrote me a Ticket,Confiscated my Wheeler and said:Good thing I caught you before bobcatbess did!
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Don't be a Fool!
Happy April Fools Everybody!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
I decided to do what other JACKASSES get away with year after year but it didn't pan out to well for me!
I decided to try my abilities at Shed Huntin off an ATV!
I was just plain amazed where the Quad would go & how easy it would move through the brush!
I finally decided after many years that 2-1/2 hour Hike I'd been doing for years was for young Punks,why with the ATV I was in there in 25 minutes!
The more I covered ground on the ATV the more I liked feelin LAZY just once!
I even got back in there where I just knew there'd be nobodyelse!
Hell Sakes,I almost run over a Shed PISSCUTTER Antler!
I was thinking
amn these ATV's ain't as bad as I once thought!I came to marker,looked like it use to say something about the Primitive but was in bad shape so I kept on a Wheelin!
I got back in there a couple miles further & ran in to a Forest Ranger,that's where things started heading South and in a Hurry!
This Ranger run right out in front of me and there were not many choices!
I accidentally got my Glove jammed in the throttle and the Machine overpowered the Brakes & I had just Bagged my first Forest Ranger!
Finally hit the KILL Switch & got the Wheeler shut down!
By now this ole Ranger guy wasn't in the bestest mood!
He wrote me a Ticket,Confiscated my Wheeler and said:Good thing I caught you before bobcatbess did!
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Don't be a Fool!
Happy April Fools Everybody!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
