i'm in town

[BLTSO]

so here I sit.....at the Provo sportsmans warehouse.....selling German shorthaired pointer puppies.......come visit my smiling face, and take a new pup home!!

 

[ShowThemToMe]

If you were fixin Dinner,I'd be there in 2.1!



[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!


I've got Wild Honey Tree's and Crazy Little Weeds growin around my Shack!
These Dusty Roads ain't streets of gold but I'm happy right where I'm at!
All these Perty little Western Belles are a Country Boys Dream!
They ain't got Wings or MM Halo's but they sure look good to me!

 

[slamdunk]

Almost sounds like one of those Craigs List adds....
"In town one night on business, could use companionship. Please send pick and if i accept, i'll give you room number"
LMAO

 

[kawboy]

Tried to wave to you in town, but you were too busy texting and driving to notice me. I was in the diesel pulling a backhoe

I'll tell you who it was . . . it was that D@MN Sasquatch!