I'm a math genius!

stinkystomper · Sep 28, 2011

Lets see if any of you can possible argue with my superior math abilities

We all know girls require time and money therefore

Girls = Time x Money

and as we all know time is money
Time = Money

Therefore
Girls = Money x Money = (money)^2

and because money is the root of all evil
Money = (square root(eveil))^2

therefore
Girls = (squareroot(eveil))^2

So we are forced to conclude that
GIRLS = EVIL

Gator · Sep 28, 2011

That's a Big 10-4 rubber ducky.

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BuckSnort · Sep 28, 2011

You're math is more accurate than you're shooting..

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nickman · Sep 28, 2011

Variation on your math;

Cathouse owner- More girls= more money.
Cathouse patron- more girls = less money.

Best case scenario, be a Gay cathouse owner.

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eelgrass · Sep 28, 2011

LOL BS! Yeah stinkystomper, you better stick to math.

Your math is spot on by the way.

Eel

NVBighorn · Sep 28, 2011

Thanks manny

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msy · Sep 28, 2011

The term "and" in your first statement refers to addition, not multiplication.
I think if you run it through that way you get

Girls = 2evil, or girls are 2 evil.

So it still works

slickrock · Sep 28, 2011

LAST EDITED ON Sep-28-11 AT 06:54PM (MST)[p] "I'm a math genius!"

Ya & I'm the f'n Pope!

Why do I get the feeling that you and Qtpie just sit and giggle all day?

Slick

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CAforkedhorn · Sep 28, 2011

"I'm a math genius!" ... and a moron!

Piper, how's your period?

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BuckSnort · Sep 28, 2011

LOL

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D13er · Sep 28, 2011

....if a bus hit you tommorrow it would be too late...

JB

tageater · Sep 28, 2011

You don't need to advertise your genius, the hockey helmet you wear around town gives it away.

eldorado · Sep 28, 2011

Wow. Our system of education must be worst than I first thought.

Eldorado

cacklercrazy · Sep 28, 2011

My grand papa told me some good advice along time ago. He said never buy the cow if you can get the milk for free. It's great advice, but very hard to follow.

300wbymann · Sep 28, 2011

you pretty good at math , but in the end- if you just
"minus 1" from every math problem you'll never have any issues what so ever.

NVBighorn · Sep 29, 2011

Stinky, your village called. They want their idiot back. Go home!

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Longun · Sep 29, 2011

Stinky...you finally figured that out while you're ole lady was beating the crap out of you with the frying pan for the 40th time??

cbat · Sep 29, 2011

She must have walked in on you in the crapper again.
What were you reading in there ?

CAforkedhorn · Sep 29, 2011

He was reading "ABC's and 123's - For Dummies"

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Piper, how's your period?

Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!

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