IF YOU WERE A COP???

elkassassin · May 4, 2015

If you were a Cop?

And You Arrested this JOKER?

Would you ever Think of Running the Cuffs through his ears and then around his Wrists?

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DW · May 4, 2015

Kin of yours elkassassin?

elkassassin · May 4, 2015

Nope!

Not that I know of anyway!

We laugh, we cry, we love
Go hard when the going's tough
Push back, come push and shove
Knock us down, we'll get back up again and again
We are Members of the Huntin Crowd!

overton · May 4, 2015

Poor bastards face caught on fire and his brother beat it out with a track shoe.

eelgrass · May 4, 2015

Looks like a good hole for a .38 (connect the dots)

Eel

It's written in the good Book that we'll never be asked to take more than we can. Sounds like a good plan, so bring it on!

DeerMadness · May 4, 2015

He looks like a tweaker. .

1911 · May 4, 2015

I wish I had thought of that. The genius hit under a Russian Olive tree/bush and it got the better of him. He also came nose to nose with a patrol dog.

elkassassin · May 4, 2015

Did You Drag Him through the Olive Tree's?

We laugh, we cry, we love
Go hard when the going's tough
Push back, come push and shove
Knock us down, we'll get back up again and again
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overton · May 4, 2015

Hell no he didn't the perp just escaped 6 times and kept running head first back into the thorns

grosventrehunter · May 4, 2015

Too funny Overton

shotgun1 · May 4, 2015

He's probably been taking pot, right Bessy?

RELH · May 4, 2015

Nope! That boy looks more like a tweaker. Only righteous crank for him. He probably started out on pot and now is in the big time drugs.

RELH

tailchasers · May 5, 2015

Jeezz guys, talk about judging a book by its cover! Probably his HS senior picture and you're just taking Bess's word for it that he's a perp.

"Courage is being scared to death but
saddling up anyway."

NVBighorn · May 5, 2015

"taking pot" LMAO

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Roy · May 5, 2015

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=34508515&nid=

WHOO HOOO!!

.45 is BIG TIME now!!

Cool story bro.

This part though:

Joshua Ellis, 25, drove down 1100 West until he hit a dead end, at which point he jumped out of the car while it was still rolling, according to Whitehead. He said Ellis threw a handgun into a field and fled on foot.

Ummm - is there body cam footage of this? Dash cam footage? Or, are you looking for another "throwdown" piece now? (It's all good bro - we won't say anything here - we are just glad you got the dude off the street!)

If so, RELH probably has a hook up. Them KALI cops know how to "protect the integrity" of an investigation. ;-)

HOOK 'EM!
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