IF SHANIA WAS MINE!!!

ShowThemToMe · Apr 4, 2012

If Shania was Mine:

I wouldn't be tryin to run it down hill!

I wouldn't be wondering when there might be a PayDay on Friday!

And as long as she gave me one of her checkbooks I wouldn't care if she kicked me out!

Ya,I'll catch Hell for this!

What you say sage?

Could you live with it?

Hell,maybe you already have?

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If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

NVBighorn · Apr 5, 2012

...you wouldn't have callouses on your palm, carpel tunnel or a bad elbow from wishing she was...

overton · Apr 5, 2012

LOL

sageadvice · Apr 5, 2012

Shania! She's got some funny ideas about not eating meat, maybe that got her in trouble, don't know. I also don't know if a better put together gal ever walked this earth. All around Super Fine and nice Babe right there, i don't care who you are!! Lol

That was twenty years ago and she's still a fine looking Babe!!

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

grizzlyplumber · Apr 5, 2012

Weird Al he aint.

ShowThemToMe · Apr 5, 2012

>...you wouldn't have callouses on your
>palm, carpel tunnel or a
>bad elbow from wishing she
>was...

Same 3 Syndromes you're alway bittching about NVB,it ever get old?

Bet you've violated her Picture several times!

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If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

sageadvice · Apr 5, 2012

Yep, i guy could do worse!!

check this out!

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

slickrock · Apr 5, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Apr-05-12 AT 08:27PM (MST)[p]"SHANIA" wasn't he a old Ute injun chief???? Why would you want to marry a old injun chief STTM? You are normal ain't you?

Sorry.. I was thinking of Kawliga

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

swbuckmaster · Apr 6, 2012

I Dont know what Mutt was thinking when he kicked that one to the curb. Maybe she had a habit of going while he was doing his hair in the morning and taking a turd.