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ZIGGER
Guest
I went into the Confessional Box after years of being away from the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Coors on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with
fine Jameson Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the
finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been
a very long time since I've been to confession,
but I must first admit that the confessional box
is much more inviting than it used to be.
He replies:
" Get out, you moron, you're on my side!"
"As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron."
- H.L. Mencken, the Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Coors on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with
fine Jameson Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the
finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been
a very long time since I've been to confession,
but I must first admit that the confessional box
is much more inviting than it used to be.
He replies:
" Get out, you moron, you're on my side!"
"As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron."
- H.L. Mencken, the Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
