I hate 1911
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elkassassin
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So?
Once you get your Stripes you're sealed to Celibacy?
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But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!
Once you get your Stripes you're sealed to Celibacy?
This Story happens alot it's True!
But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!
elkassassin
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I've already got it covered Eel!
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But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!
This Story happens alot it's True!
But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!
elkassassin
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There's been a Change of Plans!
No She Ain't!
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No She Ain't!
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elkassassin
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Boy are you in for a Surprise!
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elkassassin
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Last word was She is Droppin Yo Asses off at the ClubHouse!
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elkassassin
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1911 will be Fine!
If He needs Mouth to Mouth You'll........................!
LMAO!
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If He needs Mouth to Mouth You'll........................!
LMAO!
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LAST EDITED ON Jul-07-13 AT 10:13PM (MST)[p]OK!
I'll be Nice now!
She Best go with you two!
EDIT:I forgot how to Spell 'be'!
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I'll be Nice now!
She Best go with you two!
EDIT:I forgot how to Spell 'be'!
This Story happens alot it's True!
But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!
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LAST EDITED ON Jul-07-13 AT 10:15PM (MST)[p]I never see him either, and I can neither confirm, or deny if I get to go with them because they won't make up their minds......now if they were smart they would take me, days I am better looking than either one of them ....and a better cuddler !!!!
elkassassin
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I think they want you to Cook Lil Red!
And Pack all the Heavy stuff!
Pitch the Tent!
Do the Dishes!
etc!
etc!
etc!
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But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!
And Pack all the Heavy stuff!
Pitch the Tent!
Do the Dishes!
etc!
etc!
etc!
This Story happens alot it's True!
But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!
elkassassin
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Red taught me a long time ago it's never too late!
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Red taught me a long time ago it's never too late!
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But Ya Best Hope it don't ever happen to you!
fireball77
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That's not happening im just going to wear my cute outfits and try not to shoot both of them.
fireball77
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Lol ...he is fast... and You guys said it was a boys trip .....its OK I can entertain myself .
fireball77
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Thanks Kilo .....you have to watch those two they are sneaky !!!
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I think the whole deal was a trap Eel. They knew if they made me busy enough I would no longer have time to be devious and give superiors ulcers anymore. Aside from that, if you pitch the tube tent on the back lawn again, please use the inside bathroom. I am just now finally getting rid of the burn spots in the grass from the last time.
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Is Sis gonna show up as a Surprise out of the Bush once you get Hiked back in there?
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>Is Sis gonna show up as
>a Surprise out of the
>Bush once you get Hiked
>back in there?
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>This Story happens alot it's True!
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>But Ya Best Hope it don't
>ever happen to you!
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I told overton if he ever hooked up with sis to give me half of his money. That way he keeps half for a time, I spend half of what he gives me, and can still give him back half of what he gave me when the dust settles which would make him end up with 25% of what he has now after she takes him to the cleaners. It is like a fail safe pre nup and everyone wins.
>a Surprise out of the
>Bush once you get Hiked
>back in there?
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>This Story happens alot it's True!
>
>But Ya Best Hope it don't
>ever happen to you!
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I told overton if he ever hooked up with sis to give me half of his money. That way he keeps half for a time, I spend half of what he gives me, and can still give him back half of what he gave me when the dust settles which would make him end up with 25% of what he has now after she takes him to the cleaners. It is like a fail safe pre nup and everyone wins.
