i got two black eyes

[tageater]

Monday morning, jake walks into work, sporting two black eyes.

"What the hell happened? Who gave you the shiners?"asks bill

"My wife." jake replies

"your wife? I thought she was out of town last weekend!?"

"So did I"

 

[AndymanSavage]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing, she's been told twice already.

Andy

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[tageater]

Apparently she doesn't listen too well!!!!