I figured out Homer

[eelgrass]

If sex with two women is called a threesome and sex with three women is called a foursome, now I know why they call Homer handsome.

Eel

Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one you probably will never need one again.

 

[Homer]

har.......har.....har.......

 

[Wiszard]

Nice, eel.

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.

 

[Zeke]

......and that's a true story!

Zeke

 

[sageadvice]

Eel, right on the "button"

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"